July 2011
1 post
Tumblr is so 2009. I don’t even know why I’m on here right now.
Jul 17th
August 2010
2 posts
“Dutch is surprisingly easy to learn. Simply fill your mouth with crisps and then...”
– An A to Z of Belgium
Aug 11th
The perpetual problem with Tumblr themes: they’re either too simple, or too complex.
Aug 9th
April 2010
1 post
http://electro.ytmnd.com/ →
One of my favorite scenes from Shaun of the Dead, in YTMND form!
Apr 4th
March 2010
3 posts
Yesterday I learned two things: Ford is selling Volvo, and Edward Cullen drives a Volvo. Later that night I saw someone talk about “Ford selling Edward Cullen’s cars”. I wouldn’t have known what that meant if I didn’t learn those things earlier. Funny how the world works that way. :S
Mar 31st
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February 2010
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January 2010
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November 2009
3 posts
http://exactitudes.com →
According to the about section: “Rotterdam-based photographer Ari Versluis and profiler Ellie Uyttenbroek have worked together since October 1994. Inspired by a shared interest in the striking dress codes of various social groups, they have systematically documented numerous identities over the last 14 years. Rotterdam’s heterogeneous, multicultural street scene remains a major source...
Nov 13th
I hoped the combination of North Face, leggings, and Uggs would die this winter. It didn’t.
Nov 6th
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October 2009
2 posts
I updated the theme again. I forget the name of it, but… this guy made it. Advertising his blog > advertising his theme.
Oct 31st
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September 2009
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July 2009
3 posts
Jul 22nd
So I changed my theme again. I think this one is pretty cool, I think I could keep this for a while. Still have to do some editing, especially on the sidebar.
Jul 19th
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June 2009
2 posts
I don’t understand why a 17 year old can’t do it with a 25 year old, but a 19 year old can do it with an 87 year old.
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May 2009
4 posts
May 24th
Vietnam
Nixon: See, the attack in the North that we have in mind, power plants, whatever's left - POL, the docks. And, I still think we ought to take the dikes out now. Will that drown people?
Kissinger: About two hundred thousand people.
Nixon: No, no, no, I'd rather use the nuclear bomb. Have you got that, Henry?
Kissinger: That, I think, would just be too much.
Nixon: The nuclear bomb, does that bother you?...I just want you to think big, Henry, for Christsakes.
May 22nd
I Was Colonel Schultz's Private Bitch →
May 22nd
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April 2009
1 post
Should I Be Worried About Swine Flu? →
(via kellyreeves)
Apr 27th
March 2009
16 posts
I ate a pistachio muffin on Saturday. Am I going to die?
Mar 31st
http://www.coreknowledge.org/blog/2009/02/05/21st-c... →
Silly kids.
Mar 28th
Me: How big is your penis?
John Lennon chat bot: Bigger than Jesus.
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Mar 19th
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http://www.bertoneeduardo.com/ →
Mar 16th
http://www.najle.com/idaft/ →
Mmmm. More drum machine fun.
Mar 16th
With my new-learned skillzzz at HTML/CSS/nothing other than that, I’ve started to make my own custom tumblr theme. It’s going to be minimally colorful and colorfully minimal. It’s gonna be hot sex.
Mar 13th
http://ronwinter.tv/drums.html →
I really should be doing more productive things right now.
Mar 10th
The Beatles Rock Band →
Yes, it’s been announced! I may ask for it this Christmas.
Mar 9th
Football players have no neck. Their head just goes straight down to their shoulders.
Mar 6th
“Even if you add a 20% whore tax, people will still pay it anyway for the sex. So...”
– Me
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February 2009
10 posts
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
THE FUCKING WEATHER →
You wouldn’t believe the fun I’m having.
Feb 21st
Someone on the bus has perfume that smells like powdered donuts.
Feb 19th
stair porn →
Don’t worry, it’s architecture.
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